Maybe I won’t go to heaven
But not for being kind and nice
Merry Christmas, yo! I shout
To all my buddies in a trice
If God is mad enough to roast me
For wishing joy to all I see
Then I don’t mind his barbecue
I’ll be the tastiest there can be
Merry, merry Christmas, pals
I hope you have a blast today
Don’t let the threat of fire stop you
From celebrating your own way..
